Hailing from the town of Spittlocke, Wragliths are practical jokers with no appreciation of boundaries. Beer is brewed with giggle juice and Dormouse surprise, a staple on the menu at Donovyn’s Inn. Don’t be tempted to try the confused honey cakes and never shake hands with a Wraglith.
“Good evening,” said Donovyn shaking Beau’s hand. “Brrr,” said Beau as an icy pain shot up his arm. He glanced down to see an ice sleeve cover his arm from fingertip to shoulder. A few seconds later it broke in half and sleeve shaped ice forms smashed to the ground. Donovyn chuckled. “The old ice trick,” he said proudly. “It never fails.”
In Calorean, the main mode of transport is hare back riding. Not only does Beau get about the realm by hare, but he is also an accomplished jockey and regular competitor in the annual Calorean hare hurdles.
Calorean hares Septima and Bluebell are similar to Lepus Europaeus, the native brown hare of England. This species was introduced to Britain in the Iron Age, originating from the other side of the North Sea.
The brown hare has long, black tipped ears, golden brown fur and a black tipped tail. Accelerating to speeds of 45mph, it’s no wonder that Beau is able to compete so competently on his Calorean equivalent.
Brown hares live in grassland and arable land, dwelling in a small depression in the ground called a form. There, they raise young leverets, feeding them daily on wild grasses and herbs. Brown hares have 2 – 3 litters a year and breed in March and April. The expression “mad as a March hare” comes from the ‘boxing’ displays as the female fends off the male during the mating season.
Hares have enjoyed much publicity in Gloucestershire this year with the arrival of the Cirencester Hare Festival over Easter. 25 giant, fibre-glass sculpted hares were created and positioned around Cirencester. It’s well worth a visit to see these beautiful hares, lovingly crafted by local artisans.
To read about Beau, Skyle and their beloved hares, click here.
The behaviour of fungi in Calorean varies from village to village. In the dwarf realm and in Skyle’s village, fungi grows in the ground. But the fungi in Beau’s village of Lochnar Common moves around freely.
“Skyle felt something move against her leg & looked down to see a collection of tawny coloured mushmers milling around near an old log”
In the magical world of Calorean, hare racing is the favoured sport. The Calorean hare hurdles run annually with Gold Chalice day the highlight of the racing year.
Beau Garnie is a skilled rider and competes regularly. But he is a member of the Argan tribe where hares are housed in communal stables, given numbers rather than names & animal ownership is strictly forbidden. Beau longs to own his own hare…..
“…my favourite hare is called 7,” said Beau glumly. “But she isn’t mine, more’s the pity.”
Two years ago, on a rare week off in the summer holidays my son Alex & I were walking the dog across a local common. We passed our time imagining a world full of little people and hares, warmongering dwarves and impossibly vain moth men. Before we knew it, Calorean became lodged in our minds and wouldn’t let go. Then Alex asked if we could write a book about it and in a moment of ill-considered indulgence, I agreed. I signed up to a writing course with The Writing Magazine, wrote the first three chapters and after some very pleasing feedback from my tutor, mentally committed to completing the book.
Three months on and I began to flag. Writing a whole book was an enormous task & with two demanding day jobs, finding time to write seemed somewhat self-indulgent. But Na-No-Wri-Mo came round just at the right time & with the discipline of a daily word goal, all 67,000 words of Beau Garnie & The Invisimin Mine were finally completed. After a year of editing I thought my pledge to Alex was fulfilled; but writing the book wasn’t enough. He wanted it published too. So thanks to David and the team at PublishNation BG&TIM was born in paperback & kindle this week.
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